Oranges

Cailyn just came in from playing outside and I could tell she was a little freaked out by something. She said she accidentally stepped on an orange that had fallen from our tree and this red stuff came splattering out, like blood.

Cailyn: It's like it's a blood orange or something!
Me: Actually it is a blood orange.
Cailyn: (Wheels turning in her head as she contemplates this appalling news.)
Me: Well, it's not actually blood, but that's just what they're called.
Cailyn: (Wheels still turning.) Well, I never want to look at one of those again! It totally freaks me out!

Hehe, I love kids!